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Sumpah, HARUS BACA… Dasar orang-orang kehabisan kerjaan…
Gokil… gokil…

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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!"

2.
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They’ve found me, I have to leave
the country" and run off.

3. 15 min. into the exam, stand up,
rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air
and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you’re really daring, ask for
another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this
process every 15 min.

4. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

5. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

6. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

7. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

8. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

9. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

10.
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a
white mask and start yelling "I’m here, the phantom of the opera" until
they drag you away.

11. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

12. Bring some large, ugly statue. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

13. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

14. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

15. Masturbate.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

17. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

18.
From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Sound of Music Ignore the
instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to
leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Phantom of The Opera.

19. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom,
tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher
asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to
him/her.

20. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure
this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise
you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them
to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for
references as you see fit."

21. Stand up after about 15 minutes,
and say loudly, "Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A.
Number two, C. Number three, E…."

22.
Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the
exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I’m on my way!!".
rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first
for added effect.

23. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

24. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

25.
Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your
paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

26. Dress like the professor.

27.
Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway
through the test, and should include at least three waiters and eight
carts of food.

28. Initiate a staring contest with anyone that glances at you in the
room. If they look away, throw stuff at them until they look back.

29. Tap your pencil against the desk in an annoying way. If the teacher
comes up and asks you to stop, tell him/her that it is your pacemaker,
and you’ll die if you don’t do it. Make sure to continue tapping your
pencil throughout the entire argument.
If he/she takes the pencil away, fake death. Make sure to make as many weird gagging sounds as possible, then stop moving.

30. Answer everything in bright pink ink. Make sure to highlight it with some bright yellow marker too.